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What has now become an form of music an culture of mostly white males (other races are of course included) whos only purpose is to churn out the exact same style of music and culture that they have seen in magazine ads and at brocore shows. Not defined this way by the people who advocate and participate in it, they are fully convinced they are playing hardcore. Dress: -Yes they essentially have a uniform that consists of Train driver caps/ball caps backwards Brocore bands shirts, or other "hardcore" bands mesh shorts , or baggy pants (preferably camo) Wrist sweat bands(sometimes) Gauged ears (as is keeping with trendy magazine ads) Shaved heads/fauxhawks vans(or other shoes they can pull out of context) Brocore bands hoodies, (hood up of course) Music: -Highly repetitive guitar riffs in either drop-d or drop-c repeated over and over with 1 big meat finger across the fret board -Break downs as much as possible(I.E. half time of the same repeated over and over again) -a singer that attempts to sound as masculinely caveman as possible and just paces around the stage looking angry/constepated -lyrics about how tough you are and how your bros are going to back you up (I.E. help you gang up on someone) -imitate as closely as you can any other band of the brocore or detuned "hardcore" scene from the 90s and on -a complete perversion of the origional hardcore punk that accidently birthed it Culture: -said to have came from northern california but seemingly easily spread to any city in any town, as brocore is a formula not a musical movement of any kind -mostly males whose only purpose is to act as "tough" as is possible this includes but is not limited to; flailing your arms around in a mass crowd of people not "giving a fuck" about anyone but yourself and bros flexing your muscles around people looking as angry as is possible crossed arms, hood up, blank expression disregard for whoever you hurt, especialy women - very closely resembles the pesky skin-head nazi punks of the 80s and 90s (without the racism, but with the supremecy) would go as far as saying they are modern day skinheads -anything that is not brocore refered to as for "faggots" -anyone who disagrees with brocore/brocore people are "fags" -general homophobia -also is exactly like the jock mentality very common in highschool that excludes anyone who doesnt fully conform to their viewpoints and actions side note: not at all brocore bands claim to support this type of behavior yet they aren't doing anything about it

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27
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