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What has now become an form of music an culture of mostly white males (other races are of course included) whos only purpose is to churn out the exact same style of music and culture that they have seen in magazine ads and at brocore shows. Not defined this way by the people who advocate and participate in it, they are fully convinced they are playing hardcore. Dress: -Yes they essentially have a uniform that consists of Train driver caps/ball caps backwards Brocore bands shirts, or other "hardcore" bands mesh shorts , or baggy pants (preferably camo) Wrist sweat bands(sometimes) Gauged ears (as is keeping with trendy magazine ads) Shaved heads/fauxhawks vans(or other shoes they can pull out of context) Brocore bands hoodies, (hood up of course) Music: -Highly repetitive guitar riffs in either drop-d or drop-c repeated over and over with 1 big meat finger across the fret board -Break downs as much as possible(I.E. half time of the same repeated over and over again) -a singer that attempts to sound as masculinely caveman as possible and just paces around the stage looking angry/constepated -lyrics about how tough you are and how your bros are going to back you up (I.E. help you gang up on someone) -imitate as closely as you can any other band of the brocore or detuned "hardcore" scene from the 90s and on -a complete perversion of the origional hardcore punk that accidently birthed it Culture: -said to have came from northern california but seemingly easily spread to any city in any town, as brocore is a formula not a musical movement of any kind -mostly males whose only purpose is to act as "tough" as is possible this includes but is not limited to; flailing your arms around in a mass crowd of people not "giving a fuck" about anyone but yourself and bros flexing your muscles around people looking as angry as is possible crossed arms, hood up, blank expression disregard for whoever you hurt, especialy women - very closely resembles the pesky skin-head nazi punks of the 80s and 90s (without the racism, but with the supremecy) would go as far as saying they are modern day skinheads -anything that is not brocore refered to as for "faggots" -anyone who disagrees with brocore/brocore people are "fags" -general homophobia -also is exactly like the jock mentality very common in highschool that excludes anyone who doesnt fully conform to their viewpoints and actions side note: not at all brocore bands claim to support this type of behavior yet they aren't doing anything about it

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20
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