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A badtrip occurs when one starts freaking his guts out while on the effect of drug(s). It can also happen when one loses contact with reality using a drug that doesn't normally includes that kind of experience. The drugs that are most likely to trigger a badtrip are mosh, acid and speed (unconfirmed). The worse badtrips are mostly got on mosh and acid, while the most enjoyable ones often occurs while consuming a fair ammount of good quality hash or weed, especially mixed with alcohol. When one has inhaled or otherwise consumed marijuana, it is fairly easy to trigger a badtrip, causing one to laugh to tears and start mumbling incoherently and not being able to stop laughing. The first way is to get in front of the guy and do the following... man : yo dude, look in my eyes pothead : *laughs* mkay *man slowly moves his hands alternatively back and forth his head and the pothead's head, leaving a way clear for vision beside both hands.* man : you're walking in a forest, and there are trees, and then you start walking faster *speeds up hands* and you run faster and faster and faster and there are trees everywhere and trees and trees *goes on for a few seconds* and then BANG! *man gives a little hit of the palm in the forehead of the pothead* you run in a tree. The second way is more of the same, but instead the trees are running at the pothead. The third way is still more of the same, but the man has to place himself on the side of the pothead, mimic waves with his hands, and replace the trees with waves and the forest with a boat and the running part with a riding boat part. the fourth way involves using many persons. One of them tells the pothead "I'm placeing a magic box all around you, you can't see it but it filters all the sounds." Then everyone shall move their mouths as they would if they said "You can't hear me, but i'm going to fuck you in the ass", but without making a single noise. then they have to continue saying senseless things without producing sounds. The fifth way involves two mans to make the pothead get on his knees between them, then one must say "1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-1-2-3.." as the others says "A-B-C-D-E-F..." non-stop, repeating themselves. For this one, I recommend holding your victim, else he'll just collapse on the floor laughing. The sixth way is more of the same, but both mans have to sing a different song in each ear. Plenty of tricks like these exist, and there are for every drug.

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Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

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10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

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the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

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shirt made me cum

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