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A badtrip occurs when one starts freaking his guts out while on the effect of drug(s). It can also happen when one loses contact with reality using a drug that doesn't normally includes that kind of experience. The drugs that are most likely to trigger a badtrip are mosh, acid and speed (unconfirmed). The worse badtrips are mostly got on mosh and acid, while the most enjoyable ones often occurs while consuming a fair ammount of good quality hash or weed, especially mixed with alcohol. When one has inhaled or otherwise consumed marijuana, it is fairly easy to trigger a badtrip, causing one to laugh to tears and start mumbling incoherently and not being able to stop laughing. The first way is to get in front of the guy and do the following... man : yo dude, look in my eyes pothead : *laughs* mkay *man slowly moves his hands alternatively back and forth his head and the pothead's head, leaving a way clear for vision beside both hands.* man : you're walking in a forest, and there are trees, and then you start walking faster *speeds up hands* and you run faster and faster and faster and there are trees everywhere and trees and trees *goes on for a few seconds* and then BANG! *man gives a little hit of the palm in the forehead of the pothead* you run in a tree. The second way is more of the same, but instead the trees are running at the pothead. The third way is still more of the same, but the man has to place himself on the side of the pothead, mimic waves with his hands, and replace the trees with waves and the forest with a boat and the running part with a riding boat part. the fourth way involves using many persons. One of them tells the pothead "I'm placeing a magic box all around you, you can't see it but it filters all the sounds." Then everyone shall move their mouths as they would if they said "You can't hear me, but i'm going to fuck you in the ass", but without making a single noise. then they have to continue saying senseless things without producing sounds. The fifth way involves two mans to make the pothead get on his knees between them, then one must say "1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-1-2-3.." as the others says "A-B-C-D-E-F..." non-stop, repeating themselves. For this one, I recommend holding your victim, else he'll just collapse on the floor laughing. The sixth way is more of the same, but both mans have to sing a different song in each ear. Plenty of tricks like these exist, and there are for every drug.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23

fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

Doran M. Jun 23
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Review by Darlene M.

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

Darlene M. Jun 23
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i. Jun 22

After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.

Billy J. Jun 22

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ASD Jun 21

Happy with my purchase

Jennifer S. Jun 20
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0

0w0 king Jun 20

I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!

Oliver N. Jun 19

Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)

Zaira Z. Jun 19

The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!

Verona S. Jun 19
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