Arya Tee
Arya is a fugly boy with the name of a girl. A boy named Arya has the greasiest hair in the world, it looks as wet as the fucking ocean. His hair stinks like dog shit because he hasn’t showered a single time in his life. He’s built like a fucking pole, but works out. He says his muscles are growing but he’s still just a weak pussy built like a stick. Everyone at school thinks Arya is ugly and hates him, despite this he manages to pull a pretty girl, who is perfect and loved by everyone. Except for him. He breaks up with her after fucking pretending to love her, and also destroys her mental health by being the shittiest boyfriend ever at the same time. A man named Arya is the lowest human ever, with a nose bigger than his own dick doubled, a man who is worth less than dirt. A disgusting filthy ugly horrific man who deserves zero rights, because he isn’t human. He is so ungodly unfunny and annoying and mutated and insanely difficult to even glance at without vomiting. Every time a man named Arya takes a shotgun to his head and pulls the trigger, the world becomes a better place and thousands of people cheer.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating