Arya Mug
Arya is a fugly boy with the name of a girl. A boy named Arya has the greasiest hair in the world, it looks as wet as the fucking ocean. His hair stinks like dog shit because he hasn’t showered a single time in his life. He’s built like a fucking pole, but works out. He says his muscles are growing but he’s still just a weak pussy built like a stick. Everyone at school thinks Arya is ugly and hates him, despite this he manages to pull a pretty girl, who is perfect and loved by everyone. Except for him. He breaks up with her after fucking pretending to love her, and also destroys her mental health by being the shittiest boyfriend ever at the same time. A man named Arya is the lowest human ever, with a nose bigger than his own dick doubled, a man who is worth less than dirt. A disgusting filthy ugly horrific man who deserves zero rights, because he isn’t human. He is so ungodly unfunny and annoying and mutated and insanely difficult to even glance at without vomiting. Every time a man named Arya takes a shotgun to his head and pulls the trigger, the world becomes a better place and thousands of people cheer.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.