Aquafresh Tee
This is a nice move for a guy pissed he has to use a rubber. Basically you start off having a good session of sex doggystyle. Hold your man juice as long as possible to build a monster pop shot. Let it all go up in her in the rubber and pull out carefully to not loose the goods. If you are any good at fucking the dumb bitch should be now laying either face down or up panting with her mouth open and her eyes close. Here's the closer... Carefully remove the rubber and pinch off the man juice so it doesn't leak. Here's the hard part. Twist off the load in the end of the rubber and turn the rest of the rubber inside out on two of your fingers. Now wait for her to open her mouth and jam your fingers in her mouth and release the twisted end at the same time. Rub that spunk all over her teeth but watch for the jerk bite reaction. If teeth still seem dirty repeat until clean or until she kicks you in the balls and leaves. Either way, her smile will never be the same.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum