391 Tee
A common occurrence during sequestering within a confined area/group. This may include a vacation group, a work place, classroom, etc.. The point is being semi isolated from the general population. Can occur for women or men, however most likely for men. A 391 begins when a person enters above mentioned semi sequestered environment. They are then presented with the local selection of opposite sex individuals. Being horny, the individuals are quickly assessed and the best one (or few) are rated as 3's, max. Because of the sequestering, and horniness, the 3's quickly morph into 9's. Alcohol is generally involved, as well as close proximity. At this point a useless power struggle may ensue (especially among men) to get the attention of the hottest '9'. A pointless exercise. Upon further reflection, and especially upon entering the general populace and being again presented with the abundance of the opposite sex, the previously rated 9's quickly become 1's. The horror of the situation is quickly apparent to all that have come under the influence of the 391 phenomenon. Shame spirals ensue.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating