391 Mug
A common occurrence during sequestering within a confined area/group. This may include a vacation group, a work place, classroom, etc.. The point is being semi isolated from the general population. Can occur for women or men, however most likely for men. A 391 begins when a person enters above mentioned semi sequestered environment. They are then presented with the local selection of opposite sex individuals. Being horny, the individuals are quickly assessed and the best one (or few) are rated as 3's, max. Because of the sequestering, and horniness, the 3's quickly morph into 9's. Alcohol is generally involved, as well as close proximity. At this point a useless power struggle may ensue (especially among men) to get the attention of the hottest '9'. A pointless exercise. Upon further reflection, and especially upon entering the general populace and being again presented with the abundance of the opposite sex, the previously rated 9's quickly become 1's. The horror of the situation is quickly apparent to all that have come under the influence of the 391 phenomenon. Shame spirals ensue.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.