cheerleader Mug
A cheerleader is an athlete. A) They cheer in formation at football, wrestling, basketball, soccer, and baseball usually. These require many practices, usually early in the morning (before school), planning and supporting events, creative choreographing, a fit body (for tossing, catching, flying, tumbling, jumping, dancing, precise arm motions). B) They perform a time consuming routine at competition(s). This requires a lot of extra time and money. Cheerleaders must not only make an original cheer, but also must have extensive stunts, a dance, and music. Cheerleaders may be seen together often at school, but that is because they only have time outside of school working on cheerleading. Cheerleaders are not just "snobs". It isn't really known why cheerleaders get classified as "snobs", but it is possible that people are intimidated by a cheerleader's confidence. Many of the girls may have a boyfriend, which is because guys like girls who are happy and comfortable with themselves. Where does the label "slut" come from? If you don't have a thick head, you'd know cheerleaders aren't the only group that has its sluts. Cheerleaders must have a high GPA, and if it were slipping, it would only be because he/she is spending so much time practicing. Cheerleaders' purpose is to connect the crowd with the game. The only problem with cheerleading is a crowd that is too lazy and selfish to encourage their team. (HEY YOU! Yell with your fellow cheerleaders! They are there to help YOU!) Cheerleaders Do Not (usually): - Chew bubble-gum, have blonde ponytails, blue eyes, and $daddy$. - Whore themselves (this is because cheerleaders are encouraged to be role-models) - Wear sluttish clothes. (Cheerleaders must wear skirts so often, why would she want to wear something like that when she's not cheering?) - Include those who are chubby. (Cheerleaders need to be in good physical shape to do all the things required of them, and if they can do everything, then they can join.) - Make fun of Goths, hicks, nerds, stoners, etc. (Just because a girl is a cheerleader, it does not mean she can't be a band nerd at the same time.) - Put up with stupid people. (EX: people who make fun of cheerleaders, people who make stupid comments based on their own stupidity. - Say, "Whooohooooo!" or scream. Stop hatin' Start lovin' Peace
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very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning