Eat out
The guy takes your pants off, starts licking your clitoris with his tongue in circular motions then up and down. Then, you grab his hair and shove his face down to add pressure and tell him to suck really hard. He latches down onto your clit like a suction cup, and flicks the top of your clit with his tongue up and down really fast then swirling his tongue in circles. Then flicking then swirling while sucking your clitoris like a baby bottle nipple. After about 30 minutes to an hour (maybe even 2) of him doing the same things stated above over and over while you're still pushing his face into your pussy you buck your hips up and orgasm. You know when your clit gets bigger and feels like it's going to explode? And then sometimes you squirt out female ejaculation AKA cumming or squirting. Sometimes it's a lot of ejaculate or very little, it depends on how turned on you are. Then your eyes roll into the back of your head your brain temporarily shuts down for maybe 5 to 10 seconds as you are screaming blissful bloody murder shaking and humping the air, you tell the guy to not touch you and to leave you alone so you can lay there and experience your full-body orgasm while your clit twitches every 3 to 5 seconds. Then when your clit stops twitching, you light up a cigarette, enjoy the cigarette, go take a piss and then put your clothes on.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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