Eat out
The guy takes your pants off, starts licking your clitoris with his tongue in circular motions then up and down. Then, you grab his hair and shove his face down to add pressure and tell him to suck really hard. He latches down onto your clit like a suction cup, and flicks the top of your clit with his tongue up and down really fast then swirling his tongue in circles. Then flicking then swirling while sucking your clitoris like a baby bottle nipple. After about 30 minutes to an hour (maybe even 2) of him doing the same things stated above over and over while you're still pushing his face into your pussy you buck your hips up and orgasm. You know when your clit gets bigger and feels like it's going to explode? And then sometimes you squirt out female ejaculation AKA cumming or squirting. Sometimes it's a lot of ejaculate or very little, it depends on how turned on you are. Then your eyes roll into the back of your head your brain temporarily shuts down for maybe 5 to 10 seconds as you are screaming blissful bloody murder shaking and humping the air, you tell the guy to not touch you and to leave you alone so you can lay there and experience your full-body orgasm while your clit twitches every 3 to 5 seconds. Then when your clit stops twitching, you light up a cigarette, enjoy the cigarette, go take a piss and then put your clothes on.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
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