Eat out Tee
The guy takes your pants off, starts licking your clitoris with his tongue in circular motions then up and down. Then, you grab his hair and shove his face down to add pressure and tell him to suck really hard. He latches down onto your clit like a suction cup, and flicks the top of your clit with his tongue up and down really fast then swirling his tongue in circles. Then flicking then swirling while sucking your clitoris like a baby bottle nipple. After about 30 minutes to an hour (maybe even 2) of him doing the same things stated above over and over while you're still pushing his face into your pussy you buck your hips up and orgasm. You know when your clit gets bigger and feels like it's going to explode? And then sometimes you squirt out female ejaculation AKA cumming or squirting. Sometimes it's a lot of ejaculate or very little, it depends on how turned on you are. Then your eyes roll into the back of your head your brain temporarily shuts down for maybe 5 to 10 seconds as you are screaming blissful bloody murder shaking and humping the air, you tell the guy to not touch you and to leave you alone so you can lay there and experience your full-body orgasm while your clit twitches every 3 to 5 seconds. Then when your clit stops twitching, you light up a cigarette, enjoy the cigarette, go take a piss and then put your clothes on.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.