Bonnaroo Mug
A festival in celebration of white middle-class entitlement disguised as a conglomeration of (ironically) "cutting edge folk music". Peer-reviewed science journals have roundly agreed that the music is best classified as "a cross between bovine excretia and some 20 year olds banging on their mother's pots and pans with the black dido she slept with inside her cavernous fart hole". The name "Bonnaroo" is coined from Bono (of U2 fame) and kangaroo. When Bono found a wild wallaby in the jungles of Tennessee, their eyes locked in electric lust and they instantly clambered into the 69 position and proceeded to tongue-feast each other's flaky, yeasty, swollen vaginas. Bono, in his trademark idiocy, told the wallaby upon satisfactory completion: "I will remember our love forever, kangaroo man". To which, replied the wallaby: "Your pussy crumbs make my mustache itch. Nice sunglasses, dickhole". Bonnaroo is celebrated on the exact site in which Bono rammed 2 twigs up his ass in an effort to create a campfire via friction, but only succeeded in igniting the copious amounts of reeking intestinal gas that he has for years released at a controlled rate through his mouth in an exercise he called "singing". Bono thusly launched himself into space, and in celebration, mankind has joyously listened to equally shit music on that spot.
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Customer Reviews
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.