fuckboi Mug
You will find these strange creatures usually clogging up your local Nike store, Listening to either Pit Bull or Eminem on full volume in the back of the class during a test (usually via wireless Beats), or trying to act cool by inviting your sister to parties. Fuckbois are above and beyond the common douchebag. They are usually from the ages of 12 to 25, and can be found wearing any and all things Nike. They often were hated or outcasted in their early years of school because they were weird or bossy, and now, they want all the attention they can get. They post shirtless selfies of themselves making a "cool" or pouty face with an average of 3-5 instagram filters and tags such as #thuglife or #Swag. They own every Call of Duty that comes out, even if they only play it for about 5 minutes before letting it gather dust next to their Xbox One, which they have also only used to play minecraft and titanfall. Fuckbois are also bitchy and controlling. You will often see fuckbois wearing napkins or duct tape wrapped around their new Air Jordans so they don't get dirty. They will also commonly try to look cool by smoking Vapor Pens or Cigarettes (which they will only puff), and showing an obsession with Weed, even if they've only smoked it once or twice at the most. To sum up a fuckboi, they are a mix of a Bitch, a Jock and a Wigger.
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Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!