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Sanguinarian. A human that derives their energy from blood. Corrections: Only SENSITIVE to sunlight Garlic is friendly Crosses, some sangs are Christians Stakes, kill anyone Bats, no the transformation (You must be born and awakened. Awakening means, coming to the realisation that you are a Sanguinarian.) What the legends got sorta correct: Increased strength (can beat pretty much anyone in an arm wrestle) Better sight ( They were caught reading in dim or no light.) Better hearing (can hear the whine of the lights and/or the buzz of the TV without straining to listen) Better smell Empathic limited precognition Drink blood (using either blood from packaged meat or from a willing donor. Only taking a tablespoon amount) Nocturnal (daymare for teens awakening because of school running during only the day time. Most are seen resting their head on the desk, when the teach isn't looking) Above average intelligence (controlling the bloodthirst is considered to be harder than starvation and/or giving up cocaine. It takes a level of brain activity to outsmart it each time) Pale Cold skin Slow heartbeat Things you may not know they suffer from: Nausea Hot/cold flashes Shivers Paranoia Depression Blurred eyes Stomach pain Higher risk of allergies Blood dreams The lingo: Twoof - strongest blood urge (if your sang says she's gonna twoof or she is, get yourself out) Mundane - someone not currently suffering from the sanguine condition Black swan - donor
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
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