John Mug
A kid that you know, you never know if he likes you or not but you know he cares for you regardless. A man of science, logic, and technology. John has found himself in love with many people who reject him and then find themselves later obsessed with him. Loves anything computers, very logical mind. Belives that " the needs of the many out wight the needs of the few " . Gets very depressed when he realizes how lonely he is, he doesn't say anything but you can just tell he's not at his best. Always strives to do his best, would give his life for any human being, and is very compassionate, you can tell by the way his beautiful blue eyes twinkle, but they also show a dark side of hatred for the destruction humans are bringing upon themselves, but he does his best not to ever show it. Has a large compassion for video games, especially ones like; Kerbal Space Program, Turbo Dosmount, and Sim City. He thinks he is an inucence to every one he sits near at launch, so he will eventually leave. He is wonderful with his jacket and fedora. He loves to socialize even though he thinks he is hated. Can be very depressed but he always get over it. He is the most beautiful, handsome person with his blue eyes and his dirty blond hair, he leaves all the girls in a trance . He doesn't know how much he is loved and I hope that he will one day figure out. Thank you John.B you are wonderful.
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^