Intimacy
Intimacy is: When you pick up your boyfriend from the airport, drive to the top of the parking garage, and give him the best blow job he’s ever had. And swallow the biggest load ever. And don’t get a drop of cum on his clothes. When you are driving home from the airport with your boyfriend, find a park, drive into the grass, get a pillow and blanket from your car, and allow and encourage him to perform oral sex in a way you have never before experienced. And have the biggest, wettest orgasm, ever. When you let your boyfriend gently shave your pubic region for the first time in your life, and tenderly and lovingly rub oils into the area. Then make love. A new, freshly shaven pussy and oil make for a heavenly sexual experience. When you sit on the bench of the shower while massaging your man’s balls and taking his penis in your mouth until he comes with a powerful explosion of semen. When you wear a whipped cream teddy for your man’s eating pleasure. The comedy factor comes into this version of intimacy though, because to see his face and ears and hair covered with whipped cream is priceless. When you go to a movie theater that has recliner seats and sit in the back row, put the arm rest between the seats up, and cuddle just as if you were home in bed watching TV. Of course, the zipper on your jeans can come down to make it easy for your man to make you come right there while watching Denzel Washington use his skills to eliminate the bad guys.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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