JAF

Just a "friend" ;-) As all you sugar junkies might expect, a JAF is a kind of biscuit/cake, (oh ask the taxman) - but not just any Jaffa cake...a Jaf is a heart melting concoction, both characteristically sweet and incisively sharp, with a sensual soft centre, all wickedly ofset with a dark, mysterious edge. Totally irresistible! A Jaf is one breathtakingly, inventive guy, who is so multi-talented, he's going to keep you on the tips of your toes, just trying to keep up with him. A Jaf is so many infinities of fun and laughter, you just can't wait to be around him: up, close and personal! Like a valiant Sir Galahad, a Jaf is the guy you want to rescue you when you fall. Sigh... Try as you might, you won't forget this bold knight on a cold night! Women just feel compelled to dance with a Jaf. But it's first come, first served, girls - and you're gonna have to be fast! Although almost perfection, a Jaf may temporarily lose his vision (and a flicker of gloam may ensue) but fear not, all will become apparent and he will see clearly his rainbow yonder. Finally, don't be led on by those, oh so cute, boyish looks, this is one strong, hot man who has it all figured out : often on a spreadsheet (ooh, er)!