JAF Mug
Just a "friend" ;-) As all you sugar junkies might expect, a JAF is a kind of biscuit/cake, (oh ask the taxman) - but not just any Jaffa cake...a Jaf is a heart melting concoction, both characteristically sweet and incisively sharp, with a sensual soft centre, all wickedly ofset with a dark, mysterious edge. Totally irresistible! A Jaf is one breathtakingly, inventive guy, who is so multi-talented, he's going to keep you on the tips of your toes, just trying to keep up with him. A Jaf is so many infinities of fun and laughter, you just can't wait to be around him: up, close and personal! Like a valiant Sir Galahad, a Jaf is the guy you want to rescue you when you fall. Sigh... Try as you might, you won't forget this bold knight on a cold night! Women just feel compelled to dance with a Jaf. But it's first come, first served, girls - and you're gonna have to be fast! Although almost perfection, a Jaf may temporarily lose his vision (and a flicker of gloam may ensue) but fear not, all will become apparent and he will see clearly his rainbow yonder. Finally, don't be led on by those, oh so cute, boyish looks, this is one strong, hot man who has it all figured out : often on a spreadsheet (ooh, er)!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool