Moocherist Mug
A Moocherist is a person that takes advantage of social programs that include Welfare, EBT, Free Medical. College Grants, and other programs designed to help the poor. A Moocherist may have made a poor life decisions at some point in their life which opened their eyes to the vast amount of social programs the United States has to offer. Having found a free money tree in social programs they continue to manipulate the system and turn their temporary time of need into a lifelong career. Moocherist are not needy. They are easy to spot at your local supermarket. They usually wear designer clothing, carry fancy handbags, and have the newest and most expensive smartphones. After watching them use their EBT cards at the check out counter, you will find them loading their $500 worth of groceries into a newer luxury SUV. You can also find these same people at your local hospital that accepts government assistance cards. They are in the waiting room, waiting for a free appointment with YOUR doctor, playing with their new smartphone. You often overhear them complain about the wait time, as if they were going to be late for work! Moocherist family scams usually consist of a Single Mother that lives with her illegitimate Children's Father. She does not marry her "babies daddy" because his income would cut the amount of taxpayer dollars she can steal from Taxpayers. The father usually gets paid cash for any work he does do if any and he claims to live at a different address.
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Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/