Monkey Tuna Mug
A bitch made mahfuckah. They can have any one of the following traits or a combination of them. Some traits have not been discovered yet either. A skinny white kid. Wears a fanny pack. Sticks his/her nose in all sorts of business that doesn't involve him/her. Tries to be in control of other people. Can share same character traits and flaws as a Mr. Bob Dobalina. Lies about dumb shit. Bites the hand that feeds him/her Has a part time job sucking cock. Easily intimidated by people larger than him/her Leaves garbage everywhere. Greedy ALWAYS concerned solely with their agenda. Diarrhea of the mouth. Has an extremely distorted sense of their value and contribution(s) to society. Gets confused when simple mathematical computations are required. Social Climber Interloper Pits people against each other just for his/her own amusement. Not very well-liked among peers.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!