Taking down chicks Mug
A process by which two good-looking, jacked bro friends go out on the town to find attractive females to pursue. Once said females are located, seduction ensues; large quantities of alcohol are consumed. Male-on-female petting begins at the next bar, and by the third, the makeout sesh commences. The girls drunkenly stumble to the bathroom, where they both confer over the fact they're probably going to go home and have sex with their new male friends, and reassure one another that they're not being slutty because "those guys are just sooo f***ing hot." A cab is split between the foursome back to the bro's place. Upon arrival, the two chicks are forced into the corner, and cell phones confiscated. The chicks are made to watch as the dudes aggressively strip one another down and start sucking each other off. The homosexual interaction is at once both rough and intimate. Male-on-male sex quickly follows the foreplay. The two guys can say things like, "I love you, man, but tonight I just want f*** you", or, "your butt looks amazing with my c*** inside of it". This interaction continues, testing various sexual acts until both females are crying and traumatized. In the event they don't freak out, slight insults can be aimed towards them, such as, "Sorry, honey, I would be doing this to you, but my buddy here is just so much hotter than you are. Plus, he actually knows how to make a man hard and c**". After both males climax, cell phones are returned and the females allowed to leave.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect