Jenny Mug
1: Girls lucky enough to be born with this name are very confident, smart, and beautiful. They can be quite care free and playful at times, always full of laughter and surprises. Her sense of humor is rivaled by none. With impeccable taste in fashion, music, food, literature, shows, and social events Jenny always knows what's hot in any city. This type of girl could sport an umbrella with cherubs printed on it when it's not even raining, and get away with it. This is because a Jenny has the style and mystery of a snow leopard. She is the life of any party, and she is always invited. Jenny is the type of girl that every mother prays to the gods that their son will bring home, because she knows how to treat a real man. She is the quintessential girl next door, with a streak of dark humor. Jenny will tell you how it is, straight up, but not in a bitchy way. Jenny's may seem innocent to the casual observer. If you are lured into this tigers den of love though, you will have entered a land of enchantment and pleasures, only survivable of the brave of heart. A Jenny can drive a madman insane if she decides to. Every guy dreams of being with this girl, even if it's only for a fleeting moment. Keep on dreaming though, unless you are a Michael, Ray, or Will type of guy. Only guys like these can keep up with such a woman. Jenny is THE deluxe package. 2: The real name of Little Baby Jesus' mother.
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Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant