Brett
Double D, coolest most down to earth person you will ever meet. Claims he has great culinary skill but those have yet to be put to the test so we'll see on that. One of the smartest people you will ever meet. Very kind-hearted, chivalrous, handsome, sexy, sweeter than candy, sour patch kid for sure. Incredibly athletic, great at all sports, especially football and hockey. Old-fashioned in the best way possible. Always knows the right things to say. Definitely keeps people on their toes. Extremely funny, can make almost anyone laugh. He has the greatest personality in the world, with quite arguably the worst timing ever. He takes awhile to make his mind up. He has excellent taste in movies and tv and would watch them 24/7 if he could. Most down to earth cop/football player one will ever meet. Grammar police for sure. Very caring and all around awesome. Very easy to fall for as he is so sweet. lol He enjoys being single so he should soak it up as much as possible. Drives me bananas but at the same time you cant help but be all happy and giddy when talking or thinking about him. He might be the One but who could really know that. He is an all around amazing person and anyone who meets him falls in love with him, as they should. He is insanely tall but very much a gentle giant. Can take you to heaven if you're lucky enough ;)Definitely a keeper, if you meet him, hang on to him, or you just might lose one of the best things to ever happen to you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
Computerly good
It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.
It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it
Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.
Coffee cup was easy to order. It was made and delivered promptly. It looks terrific.
Absolutely brilliant, I just love the hgfhgf mug, I would reccommend this to anyone, 10/10.
wow it's amazing, the best mug i've ever had !!!! My wife left me but it's okay because i have my shark mug ! I just want to say thak's, thank's to the world, thank's to god and thank's for you. you made my day
The mug arrived on time and it was what I expected!
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