mustang Mug
The car in question seems to be owned by every asshole on the planet, why? Cuz they're cheap and they're everywhere. They can often be seen getting their asses handed to them by cars of smaller engine size. Usually these are asian cars dealing out the whoopings, but cases are also recorded of other domestics such as Cavaliers handing down judgement to the highly overrated, seriously inflated ego on wheels. Some make feeble attempts at making their cars faster. They suffer from a serious disease referred to as IDIOTUS AMONGUS. Which is either passed down through genes or contracted from a visit from the extremely dangerous Stupid Fairy. The disease can be anocculated through introduction to a real performance car, and may take several doses of such to fully erraticate the disease. Furthermore, there do exist myths about performance on these cars. Some wish to believe that upgraded models from Saleen, Roush and Shelby are standard factory models. This implies that they are stock, on the contrary. These models are, in fact, purchased by said performace companies, upgraded and then resold to ignorent customers who have problems understanding the concept of performance franchices. It is not these people's fault in this matter. Their IQ's simply are not high enough to understand performance upgrades and therefore they must rely on the industry to dupe them into thinking they are buying a quality factory product. By my studies of this subject, I must conclude that most owners of the vehicle known as the Ford Mustang should not be looked down upon for their obvious lack of reality, but rather be helped by anyone willing to take on the hardships of working with the performance challenged. For they are as in need of help as any other "special" group of the world in which we live.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.