22 reasons to stay single:
Women, wear your badge of 'single-ness' proudly. I like being single. Getting involved is scary. Here's why: 1. you can no longer collect or give your number to the really hot guys 2. you have to get ready for huge disappointments (forgetten birthdays, holidays, etc...) 3. you can no longer trust your best friend. (you have to watch her out of the corner of your eye when with your man.) 4. you have to explain to your parents who the new guy is 5. no more eating two double cheeseburgers. Just a salad and water. 6. you have to pretend to like the cheesy gift he presented to you in front of everyone. 7. you have to stop your embarrassing habits. 8. you have to start calling yourself fat for recognition b/c he doesn't compliment you enough. 9. you cant wear the gramma panties anymore 10. you have to shave 11. you have to cook for two now 12. you have to deal with vicious rumors spread by his ex and her posse. 13. if you're nice to a male in public, he'll call it flirting and use it as his permanent defense in every argument. 14. He won't respect the cat. 15. He'll tell his buddies that you're stingy with the 'putty', but in fact, when you're in the mood, he's tiiired 16. you eventually have to deal with the break up 17. everyone wants to know how you two met, regardless how incredibly boring it was. 18. you have to put on your fake smile and endure 3 long hours of candy-coated insults or awkward silence when meeting his parents'. 19. After the breakup, your paranoia will convince you that he wants to torch the cat, thus causing you thousands in expensive therapy. 20. If your mother likes him and you two break up, she'll always refer to him as 'the one that got away.' 21. You have to start laughing at his jokes, regardless of how lame they are. 22. You have to hold your farts in Miss Britney Kneecap
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.
Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
pushin 🅿️ w this mug😩
Got a ligma mug it's my favorite mug now
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
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