22 reasons to stay single: hoodie
Women, wear your badge of 'single-ness' proudly. I like being single. Getting involved is scary. Here's why: 1. you can no longer collect or give your number to the really hot guys 2. you have to get ready for huge disappointments (forgetten birthdays, holidays, etc...) 3. you can no longer trust your best friend. (you have to watch her out of the corner of your eye when with your man.) 4. you have to explain to your parents who the new guy is 5. no more eating two double cheeseburgers. Just a salad and water. 6. you have to pretend to like the cheesy gift he presented to you in front of everyone. 7. you have to stop your embarrassing habits. 8. you have to start calling yourself fat for recognition b/c he doesn't compliment you enough. 9. you cant wear the gramma panties anymore 10. you have to shave 11. you have to cook for two now 12. you have to deal with vicious rumors spread by his ex and her posse. 13. if you're nice to a male in public, he'll call it flirting and use it as his permanent defense in every argument. 14. He won't respect the cat. 15. He'll tell his buddies that you're stingy with the 'putty', but in fact, when you're in the mood, he's tiiired 16. you eventually have to deal with the break up 17. everyone wants to know how you two met, regardless how incredibly boring it was. 18. you have to put on your fake smile and endure 3 long hours of candy-coated insults or awkward silence when meeting his parents'. 19. After the breakup, your paranoia will convince you that he wants to torch the cat, thus causing you thousands in expensive therapy. 20. If your mother likes him and you two break up, she'll always refer to him as 'the one that got away.' 21. You have to start laughing at his jokes, regardless of how lame they are. 22. You have to hold your farts in Miss Britney Kneecap
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22 reasons to stay single: sweatshirt
Size M
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.