Hailee Mug
Hailee is The MOST beautiful, AMAZING girl you will EVER meet. she has a smile that can light up a room nd a beautiful soul to go along with it<3 Everything Hailee does will amaze u. Hailee is an amazing friend nd an over all great person. A personality anyone can love(: She can and WILL steal your heart in the blink of an eye. Everything about her is perfect.. Her smile. Her walk. Her.voice. Her presence<3 Simply perfect(: Her smile tho....especially the one i know she will get when reading this..it will complete u. Almost unreal.. how 1 person can hold so much beauty. Hailee will without a doubt take a spot deep inside your heart that no one could ever replace no matter what. a Truly unforgettable girl. She is a girl with a past, a story, and just as everyone else, a life with regrets along the way. But if your lucky enough and you can see Hailee for what she really is...well then your just lucky<3 If your lucky enough to call this girl yours...NEVER let her go. shes a keeper. shes one in a million. Not one person ive ever met is quite like her. Hailee will always be there for you. thru thick and thin. No one could ever come close to replacing what she could give. She is the kind of girl to drop jaws and turn heads. everything about her. from her amazing personality all the way to the way she "gets you"...all of it is a true blessing from god in which i get the honor to say ive recieved :3 Shes all of that and SO much more.. -The girl who stole my heart<3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant