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The epitome of faggotry. The quintessential homo. The embodiment of gheyness. The ultimate douche. The shark in the fishtank. This person is more of a backstabber than the traitorous Runescape clan mates of yore. He will use his powers of potent tactfulness and kindness to attract the attention of others and gain the upperhand in the social leaderboards, conclusively reaching the top rank, as yt-haar. Hide yo females, as this person will steal them all with his maxed out thieving ability, which is a result of the Best Friend Syndrome that he employs, in which he will use his sly and deceptive demeanor to add individuals to his friends list and eventually turn them against you. Steer clear of this man as he is armed and dangerous, revered by the tzhaars and feared by asgarnians. He seeks to exact his vengeance on those with penors of a length greater than 10cm or a girth of more than 5mm which are presumed to be his measurements, although confirmation is yet to be received which is quite astonishing given his many partners. If encountered try to cast a curse to lower his confidence level or make use of a spell of awkwardness to cause him to laugh maniacally. Take up the shield of faith, the chainmail of righteousness, the med helm of salvation and the sword of the spirit so that you may extinguish fire within the wretched creature of flamboyancy and femininity. If all else fails, pepper your angus and say your prayers.
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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