Skankaclopterx
A Foreword: Tremble internet dirt child, for you have stumbled across the most insulting word that can be uttered in the english language, more potent even than Thundercunt, to a female. Skankaclopterix Noun (For your own safety I am not telling you ints pronunciation.) The most potent swear word ever uttered, its exact definition is unknown but it combines aspects from all words that are even mildly insulting to females (erg. skank, whore, bitch, Etc.) Etymology: This word was crafted in the wasted heart of Joe the Hapless husband to Whorelinda Of The Bitches. Whorelinda tortured joe for eighty years, making him watch lifetime Tv, take dance lessons, and put on pants before noon. Driven mad by his suffering, Joe surrendered the last years of his life to crafting the word on the eve of his 99th birthday Joe finally completed the word, but in his exhaustion he was slain by a pent butter and jelly sandwich. Whorelinda later discovered joe dead and the world in his study whilst moving all of his shit around so he wouldn't be able to find it. Having read it, she began to die due to the sheer amount of malice poured into it, but with her dying breath, Whorelinda uttered a curse on any man who used the word. The curse went that if any man said the word of power within earshot of a female, the fe,ale would be filled with all of Whorelinda's bitchyness in its full glory. May god deliver the soul of the fool who dares to bring the word of power back into this world.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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