Two Can Van Damme
Alt: Two Can Jackie Chan A rather embarrassing (for friends present who are sober / can handle their drink) and woeful condition in which the sufferer changes from a passive to an aggressive personality type having consumed a couple of pints of piss weak lager. The afflicted light weight can be regularly observed in bars and clubs, squaring up to people who are considerably taller, stronger and more adept at martial arts than they are. These 'confrontations' inevitably lead to the 'Two Can' Action Man receiving a swift kicking, necessitating an equally predictable detour to a casualty department. Also seen on execrable Police based TV documentaries adopting unconvincing martial arts poses, a la Karate Kid, in front of bored Police Officers. Just who are you trying to fool? The Police will tazer and break you!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
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I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
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The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
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