Landon
Landon is a guardian angel. He is handsome, sweet, caring, great with kids, funny, athletic, strong, taller than most, determined, brave, spontaneous, romantic, protective, and charming. He loves the sports that everyone can enjoy, even when little, like baseball. He's the guy who keeps you wondering about what his next "hero" trick will be to impress the one he likes. He's the one who is protective of those he cares for. Landon makes his special someone feel warm and comfortable every time she walks into his presence. Being with him will make you feel better, no matter what mood your in. Landon has the ability to take you to a completely different world, to keep you all to himself, to where he can treat you with respect and loyalty. His eyes are definitely something else. Although they are brown, they are a different, and beautiful shade of it. Gazing into them will hold you captivated in time, and will make you never want to leave. You forget everything else exists just by looking into his eyes, because they take you so deep into his soul. He has a smile to die for. His laugh is sexy, and his voice is deep, but just to the right pitch to give you chills. All three make your legs quiver, and you ears crave to see or hear them again. When he smiles, you can't help but smile back. Landon is my soulmate. My Romeo. My Prince Charming. He is the reason I can wake up everyday and take on the world with confidence. Landon is my world, my everything.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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