Pro
The Pro is the bro morphed into an older, more determined bro. His qualities are people skills, creativity, and networking, but he no longer uses them to schmooze everyone on campus. Now they are granted positions in the business and frat-banking world by friends of their dads and/or delusional people in HR who actually believe they don't party. Women are intrigued by what "Pros" do all day. They think their job is the hardest thing in the world but it basically involves making spreadsheets(lists), getting paid to attend happy hours, wearing pretentious Hermes ties, and pretending to know big words like "forecasting" and "derivatives" aka living up their managing director's ass. Really hard. The Pro still parties and remains hot. There is nothing we'd rather hear on a date than a Pro complaining about career bullshit, like how he has to wake up at 5 am or how amazing he is for securing a coveted slot on his boss' lunch schedule. As he says this, the mind wanders directly to sex $$$. Pros are ideal for twenty-somethings because they still maintain their aura of cocky bro without actually being one. They get tables at clubs, take business trips to Vegas as VIPs, and can skillfully cut a line. When allowing guys to flirt with you, look for the Pros. They’re the ones who are hot like Roberto from Bachelorette and are motivated like Bradley Cooper in Limitless after he takes his Adderall NZT. Don’t let yourself be 25 still dating a bro. Pros over bros.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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