Ayers Mug
The Ayers were a strong willed people. They were Sioux Indian bred and truly powerful gods. Their colossal penis size scared off enemies and drew in lades with their jiggly tits. In the early 1900's they found the of the queen of the hermaphrodite tribe "falatiaqueer". Soon after this joining of the two genders the hermaphrodites sent out a large tsunami of cum to incinerate the Ayers tribe. The Ayers were badly bruised after the thick sweaty cum suffocated their tribe. By the 1930's the Ayers conquered. They created a time machine and in doing so went forward in time and cut of Hitler's dick. One of the laymen of the Ayers tribe sucked Hitlers penis blood and died as a result. Each tribeman had to fuck Hitler's dead body until the stretched asshole bled. The Ayers were truly saddened by the death of "Tom" the laymen of their tribe. By the 1950's the Ayers secretly created the Tuberculosis gene, injecting rats which in turn bit and infected humans. Around the 1980's the last of the Ayers tribe died off and made their last impression by fucking every piece of technology. In today's day and age every piece of technology even those shitty Iphones used by future Ayers families have been fucked in some way by the Ayers tribe. The the last message sent out by King William Ayers in 1982 was "Beware our people, for technology does not stop us from fucking. Every young man shall take home a young female and fuck her vigorously." -1982 King William Ayers.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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