Ayers Mug
The Ayers were a strong willed people. They were Sioux Indian bred and truly powerful gods. Their colossal penis size scared off enemies and drew in lades with their jiggly tits. In the early 1900's they found the of the queen of the hermaphrodite tribe "falatiaqueer". Soon after this joining of the two genders the hermaphrodites sent out a large tsunami of cum to incinerate the Ayers tribe. The Ayers were badly bruised after the thick sweaty cum suffocated their tribe. By the 1930's the Ayers conquered. They created a time machine and in doing so went forward in time and cut of Hitler's dick. One of the laymen of the Ayers tribe sucked Hitlers penis blood and died as a result. Each tribeman had to fuck Hitler's dead body until the stretched asshole bled. The Ayers were truly saddened by the death of "Tom" the laymen of their tribe. By the 1950's the Ayers secretly created the Tuberculosis gene, injecting rats which in turn bit and infected humans. Around the 1980's the last of the Ayers tribe died off and made their last impression by fucking every piece of technology. In today's day and age every piece of technology even those shitty Iphones used by future Ayers families have been fucked in some way by the Ayers tribe. The the last message sent out by King William Ayers in 1982 was "Beware our people, for technology does not stop us from fucking. Every young man shall take home a young female and fuck her vigorously." -1982 King William Ayers.
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Customer Reviews
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy