Ayers Mug
The Ayers were a strong willed people. They were Sioux Indian bred and truly powerful gods. Their colossal penis size scared off enemies and drew in lades with their jiggly tits. In the early 1900's they found the of the queen of the hermaphrodite tribe "falatiaqueer". Soon after this joining of the two genders the hermaphrodites sent out a large tsunami of cum to incinerate the Ayers tribe. The Ayers were badly bruised after the thick sweaty cum suffocated their tribe. By the 1930's the Ayers conquered. They created a time machine and in doing so went forward in time and cut of Hitler's dick. One of the laymen of the Ayers tribe sucked Hitlers penis blood and died as a result. Each tribeman had to fuck Hitler's dead body until the stretched asshole bled. The Ayers were truly saddened by the death of "Tom" the laymen of their tribe. By the 1950's the Ayers secretly created the Tuberculosis gene, injecting rats which in turn bit and infected humans. Around the 1980's the last of the Ayers tribe died off and made their last impression by fucking every piece of technology. In today's day and age every piece of technology even those shitty Iphones used by future Ayers families have been fucked in some way by the Ayers tribe. The the last message sent out by King William Ayers in 1982 was "Beware our people, for technology does not stop us from fucking. Every young man shall take home a young female and fuck her vigorously." -1982 King William Ayers.
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Customer Reviews
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality