Skyrim Mug
Like popular MMORPG games, it has the ability to make one play for countless hours on end. It is known to contain 300 hours of gameplay if you play once and do everything there is to do. However, many create multiple characters of different races, resulting in months and years of ceaseless playing. Many consider Skyrim as a drug, as it is addicting, can ruin your life, and it has various amounts of side affects. Side affects include: Memory loss, weight loss/gain, worsened eyesight, headache, wet and smelly pants, loss of family, loss of intimate relationships, loss of life, loss of sex etc. Skyrim, although a massive and possibly the best game of the decade, is still argued to be worse than Morrowind. Morrowind fans are constantly raging on Skyrim fans, claiming Morrowind is far more superior. However, the game Skyrim not only includes the landmass of Skyrim, but also Cyrodil and Morrowind, and possibly other places in Tamriel. Thus, if a DLC or mod comes out that makes use of these unused landmasses, Oblivion and Morrowind fans may migrate to this new Elder Scrolls installment. On the first day of release, game retailers were open at midnight just to sell this new game. Around 3.5 million copies were sold on the release date. Over 230,000 people were playing Skyrim on Steam on it's day of release, topping Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
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Customer Reviews
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I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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