Cock Pilot Mug
A cock pilot, is any man who feel ultra confident in his appearance and mojo thus giving him enhanced or over confidence in his ability to bed the opposite sex. The Origin of the phrase was during WW2, as air force pilots would call the TOMCAT a cock pilot, later it was used throughout general military troops during Vietnam and was used mainly for those about to go and r&r, which generally meant intercourse with native populations - whore or prostitute- "me love you long time, cock pilot" A cock pilot is used as a verb, as in Sir, you are a cock pilot this evening.. The origin of the phrase also relates to control over ones genitalia thus making the cock pilot someone in control of the situation Cock Pilot is not a negative nor positive verb, its simply lets the speaker express in a simple and effective way to the receiver that yes, he is aware of his increased mojo and noting that fact, will stand back and watch the festivities happen. Fasten your seatbelt states the cock pilot the evening has just begun. Cock Pilots are generally short lived and return to their normal cock or puddly status generally after a failed landing or attempt in few rare occasions a Cock Pilot will stay in full pilot mode for weeks on end, this would only happen should said cock pilot have by his side at least a (7-8- based on universally accepted 7-8 ratings)
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image