Nexiosus
A rare disease in which, the affected may find themselves defecating Nexon game cards. The cause of this is still unknown, but scientists believe that it may be caught by playing so much MapleStory, to the point that so much more NX cash is needed that the body adapts itself into creating plastic squares with valid NX codes. In the beginning stages of this horrible disease, a player may find themselves holding a credit card in their parent's name and a chat box on MapleStory filled with pink messages they created for attention. Often times, the player will not remember the incident. In the second stage, the player will start buying equips for real life cash. Lots of expensive equips. Sometimes their aunts will shun them. In the third and final stage of Nexiosus, the victim may notice intense pain coming from the rectum, where they will realize they are defecating a large blue or green square of plastic. This problem may or may not reoccur. The treatment is simple, Stop playing MapleStory. But for some reason patients tend to play MORE when this disease is fully developed, it appears that they obtain a type of "High" or, sexual pleasure from continuing this process. You may ask yourself the question: "WTF?” But don't worry, WTF is a pretty damn good way to react.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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