Sasori Mug
A member of the Akatsuki and he's pretty damn sexy if you ask me! He hangs out in ugly puppets but when he climbs out its like "DAMN! WHOSE THAT SEXY BITCH?!?!" But Sasori is no ones bitch. If you ever make him even 1 minute late don't even bother showing up he'll probably kill you. He's not that scary until you get on his bad side then your like "Oh shit!!" I hate to say it though Sasori is just Eye Candy. Mainly because he's a puppet (Does he even have a dick???). The other thing is because he has a nasty temper and one wrong move gets you dying in agony for three days. Besides he's not really interested in relationships anyways. One thing I find particularly interesting about him is that he claims that he has no emotion. But to be an artist and to create art you have to have emotions. Logical people don't get it. So he does have a heart fangirls! One thing I should make very clear though is that there is NOTHING between Sasori and Deidara. They respect each other as artists and not much else. They're partners, NOT lovers. Over all impression would be a hot guy with a closed heart. Is a bit selfish and unpredictable. Will argue with you until he gets his way. Sasori always gets his way, so don't bother. But he does have feelings, and you have to earn his respect. Sasori is a bit judging and if you act stupid he's going to treat you as if your stupid.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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