Salisbury University Mug
Salisbury Universitynoun-Below average School Nestled within the ghetto of the eastern shore of Maryland, Salisbury University surely sticks out like a sore thumb. Most of the people there are inbred and the students are no exception. The only thing worse then the surrounding area are the academics at Salisbury University. If their aim is to produce the dullest and the lamest students possible, they are achieving their goal. When visiting Salisbury, be especially weary of the potential to party with some current students. In fact most of the students attending these extracurricular shindigs are former students who have refused to grow up. What to expect at a Salisbury Party: 1)Girls with herpes. 2)Girls with any other STD imaginable blue waffle 3)be prepared for less than mediocre college kids 4)Natty lights 5)disgusting filthy houses used as drunken orgy containers 6)guys thinking that ocean city has waves sufficient enough to surf on There are way too many to list. Best advice? Avoid the place entirely. If you must step foot within a 30 mile radius wear a hazmat suit and beware of the cocamonga monster.
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Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!