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A place where about no one knows what the school colors are. Where No one gives a fuck about the pep rallys. BAMS is sandwiched between the nurtured Homestead Wakefield Elem. and the pot filled, hell hole Bel Air High. Where just about 99% of the students go on to BAHS and the other one percent is frowned upon when they get into H.S. like Harford Tech & SMA. Half of your class is probably the cool crowd, and everyone knows eachother. Where BAMS is the only school that has the mentally disabled kids cleaning the cafeteria. The teachers are all pedos. The phrases, "go back and walk" "anddd were jogging" "Save the Drama for your llama" "Waiting on you" and more, are heard every day. The millions of push-ups and sit-ups we do should be illegal. Where the damn mile run, turkey trot, and pacer seem like the olympics. When you walk past the main gym doors and the reek from the locker rooms drifts down the whole hallway. Where the staff jumps on your ass if your shorts/skirt are above mid-thigh. Where the boys at BAMS are just as needy/slutty/bitchy as the girls. When relationships last a week, girls go out with their boyfriend and his friend until they've been in a relationship at one point with every boy in their grade. A place where 5 minutes after a fight happens the whole school including the staff knows about it. Where the end of the school year softball tournament is also treated like the fucking Olympics and is the only remotely fun gym related thing.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

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Perfect gift for my gf

EthanDec 22

Looks great! Came quick

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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

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Love it

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Review by Mario Alberto A.

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario

Mario Alberto A.Dec 22

This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

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Too inappropriate

Ana job w.Dec 21

Item came at appropriate time in good condition.

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epic

deez n.Dec 20

Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.

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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire

joe m.Dec 20

Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!

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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.

yodaDec 19

Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.

Thomas D.Dec 19
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so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole

TreDavis M.Dec 18

Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.

STEPHAN M.Dec 18
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Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!

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