Juice Mug
Commonly used in parts of nothern midwest, Boston, southern florida, and eastern rockies. 1.) Being ripped off or put on blast in any number of ways. Often leaving feelings of temporary worthlessness or aggression. EX.-Friend steals your girlfriend -Friend jacks your protein -one executes a perfect comback in large group of people. -Friend fails to notify you of a large party -Girl turns you down in front of friends making you look like you have no game. - One delivers a comically true but personal insult that may result in extreme levels of embarrassment. -Friend notifies your girlfriend that you have been sleeping with 3 other girls of higher social and physical status than her. 2.) The practice of someone who commonly uses steroids. Ususally someone who juices will have little to no knowlege of personal health, difficutly with self-esteem, no job or higher education, poor work eithic, exceedingly low-IQ, wears "Ed Hardy" T-shirts, uses heavy doses of extra strength Paul Mitchell Hair Gel, commonly seen with "Tap-out" Tshirts but has no expirience in MMA, previous difficulty of picking up women, and will also go by particular nicknames that will exemplify their ego. However, once someone has juiced for a period of time, women seem to be much easier, giving the juicer a false perception of an increase in game.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts