Atom Bomb Assault Mug
A disgusting summer time sex move that requires someone to shit into a bunch of condoms and paperclip them shut a few hours before having sex, and then let them bake out on the blacktop in the hot summer sun so they have the consistency of nuclear waste. Then, right before you have sex, you need to run outside and grab the condom "bombs" and put them into a shoebox and bring them to the bedroom you are using for sex. Then, right before you bust a nut, you have to make sounds like a B-52 bomber and drop the shitty latex bombshells all over the girl you are fucking. As they fall, be sure to make sound effects like bombs hitting the ground and make sure you hit every shot because you dont want to waste any poop that you took hours to prepare. Be sure to roll around in it afterwards, making sure you have the girl locked in the alligator fuckhouse position and while youre doing that pretend that youre dying from the fake atom bombs and vibrate your body unnecessarily, hopefully you will tear the womans vagina.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image