Grants, New Mexico
A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week. Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
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