Poped Mug
To be elected to the position of Pope in the Roman Catholic Church. Steps to become "Poped" if interested: 1. Become a Priest 2. Study a lot, especially abroad in Italy 3. Become a Bishop 4. Be nominated an Archbishop by the current Pope 5. Get into the College of Cardinals 6. Current Pope must die somehow 7. Be elected with a 2/3 majority by your fellow Cardinals 8. Know you are now the most pious MoFo out there, and POPE IT UP Some DO's and DON'T's can't hurt either: DO be Catholic DO be very religious and pious DON'T violate your chastity DON'T make racy jokes from the pulpet DO avoid drinking too much of "the Blood of Christ" DO avoid 'encounters' with choir boys DON'T be seen in public listening to "Get Back" by Ludacris DON'T be a member of the KKK DO be wise, and preferably very old and wizened-looking DO enjoy the look of the Pope-Mobile and most importantly.... NEVER, under ANY circumstances, say "Goddamn it!" Follow these simple steps and rules, and you will be the next Peter John Benedict XXX, or whatever you choose to be your name.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!