Poped Tee
To be elected to the position of Pope in the Roman Catholic Church. Steps to become "Poped" if interested: 1. Become a Priest 2. Study a lot, especially abroad in Italy 3. Become a Bishop 4. Be nominated an Archbishop by the current Pope 5. Get into the College of Cardinals 6. Current Pope must die somehow 7. Be elected with a 2/3 majority by your fellow Cardinals 8. Know you are now the most pious MoFo out there, and POPE IT UP Some DO's and DON'T's can't hurt either: DO be Catholic DO be very religious and pious DON'T violate your chastity DON'T make racy jokes from the pulpet DO avoid drinking too much of "the Blood of Christ" DO avoid 'encounters' with choir boys DON'T be seen in public listening to "Get Back" by Ludacris DON'T be a member of the KKK DO be wise, and preferably very old and wizened-looking DO enjoy the look of the Pope-Mobile and most importantly.... NEVER, under ANY circumstances, say "Goddamn it!" Follow these simple steps and rules, and you will be the next Peter John Benedict XXX, or whatever you choose to be your name.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating