Black Mamba
The name Black Mamba was chosen because each of the original members has an insanly large penis. The amount of women they've had intercourse with is uncountable, 6 have been hospitalized due to organs being punctured because of the penis being stuck in too far. They write godly raps. The lyrics they write are so intense that they're illegal to be heard in 12 states. Skinny- The main rapper in the crew, He's an absolute monster. He's a cute, sensitive, intellectual person but can destroy you and have your woman on his penis within 2 minutes. When you hear his raps your mind will be blown by the pure intensity that they contain. Horse D- His name's inspired by his huge penis, so large that it's sometimes mistaken with a horses. If you ever catch a glimpse of his godly penis, you'll have a seizure because of the shock you will receive. Thug J- The one with the most swag in the crew, he has so much swag, in fact, that with one snap of his fingers he has at least 20 girls in line ready to play with his genitals. His swag can be described as a combination between Tupac and Jesus. Cherry- If you provoke cherry he'll annihilate you through shear strength. If you can survive his massive biceps, he'll whip out his gargantuan black penis and smack you across the face with it, causing death. Papa C- Possibly the father of Black Mamba, you will be awestruck by his rhymes. Relatively large person, he is intimidating and provoking him is a bad idea, unless you're suicidal.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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