Morsch Mug
Gets poo all day err day. He hoe hops keepin his dick fresh on the block. No chick is a challenge for a morsch, all he do is show his sick ass skill on the dj booth or throw down hard on the flo, the girls line UP for a peek at that thing. Morsch has never seen a grenade and hes actually the fourth member ( with Pauly D, the situation, and Vinny) in promoting a grenade free america, hes at the most excludive clubs that you have to be an international model or professional skiing twins to get in. And then theres Kobe B, the Morsch's side kick, sorta like his main man, kobe does his thing, being black and all, and morsch pops in on his 5 and pick his choice of the myriad waiting. Dude you dont even know... This marauder isnt out for fun. He does his shit for real. Yea hes huge, he eats fuckin chickin and superpump all day, what do you think helps him in all his gang fights with guns and swords and all sorts of that jackie chan shit. Hes balls deep my man. Keep a fresh ass eye out for this pimp ass desperado. Prepped in his platinum limeted edition maad loot jordans, ill ass jeans, a crisp beer logoed shit, and them big ass guns. A morsch is in it deep. Hk whaddap, The morsch is rollin through
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Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant