Shlopfest Mug
The procedure in which a large African American gathers/collects the trickling residue from his armpits and deposits into cup. Now a Swedish back-packer plucks several pubic hairs from her vaginal crevasse and at the same time, releases natural (yet tasty) liquid flatulence into the same cup. Thus creating the first of 10 ingredients. 2. Horse-radish 3. Garlic (helps relief colds and flu's) 4. Pepper + Salt 5. Grandmothers secret shloppy sauce with assistance from Pop. 6. Dingle-berries fresh from the gooch of a close relative (preferable Aunty Norma) 7. Corn-relish mixed with out-of-date (woolworth limited) milk, with a touch of fore-head grease. 8. Your dad's Smegma (built up crud and crust from inbetween foreskin and penis) 9. Weet-bix, left exposed to the sun for 3 weeks, allowing the brewing of nature scents. 10. 10ml of water (no more, no less) This shloppy concoction is poured vigorously down any open crevasse of one's desire. Allow the mixture of pure ingredients to settle and shlopify into the essence of one's body and soul. Once achieved, one will feel uplifted, enlighted, and may find oneself dead. This is an experience that is unforgivable yet imperative for one to complete before death. There is one vital rule that can only assure festivities of shlop, that being, numerous people must attend/participate (otherwise, not being a fest).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.