Struttin' That Ass Mug
The first meaningful step took since Thomas Aquinas on the oldest and greatest philosophical question man has ever been faced with: 'Does God Exist'? The answer: You'd be so goddamn fucking tired everytime you get to newhope, that you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1)... you'll be huh huh! This breakthrough is in a message which was revealed to the masses by The Strut-Pope Gutter Ass The Third, first of his name, BLESSED BE, and may he NEVER strut away from the light. Most remarkable is the scientific aspect, which can be elegantly translated to MATHEMATICS. The equation can be expressed thusly: If you got a fucking Mercedes-Benz and you ain't walking, you WILL be struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass. In this case you will have a Struttin'-That-Ass quotient of 2, or (STA^2). On the other hand, If you be walkin', and you be NOT struttin' that ass, then you will have a Struttin'-That-Ass quotient of -1, or (STA^-1). This is an exciting time to be alive. We are on the precipice of both redemption and damnation. It's time to throw down once and for all and decide which side you are on: The side of the Strut-Pope(STA^0), or the side of the vile Chauvinistic Pigs, who strut that ass however many times they please(STA^∞), entropy and the law of conservation of energy BE DAMNED! NOTE: If any particular situation is not laid out by the Strut-Pope, as briefly reviewed below, be aware that the default stance is to be struttin' that ass, struttin'(STA^1.7).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning