Vag Degreaser
First you take boiling water and pour it on her meat curtains to tenderize. Then you fist fuck her to loosen her up. You then hook jumper cables to her cunt and pull it wide. Spread your Asshole and drop a huge diarrhea shit into her snatch. Shove a sewer rat into her cunt, and then cut off her pussy lips with a rusty axe. Make her lick the blood off the axe. While the blood is flowing hook up the attached jumper cables to a battery and cauterize her bloody cunt closed. Take the axe and begin to slice open her brown eye. Take a power nap. Use a drill and bore a hole through her ass to her snatch. Rip open her cunt. Pour margarita mix into her ass and let it drain through the whole till it drips out her pussy. Drink up. Take the shit covered drip and rip a hole through her cheeks. By now you have the biggest, stiffest, moist chode. Pork the cheek hole till you nut through the other cheek hole. Take another power nap. You then fill her vagina with motor oil, lighting it on fire and searing her snatch. (Beware; the motor oil will be dripping out of the butthole due to the drill hole. so watch your feet) Then you dip your meat stick in butter, roll it in frosted flakes. You then force your tube steak into the flaming gold mine, deep frying your one eyed trouser snake. then thrust it deep in her throat, causing her to barf on your crispy deep fried chode meat. Stuff the remaining puke chunks in her fur burger, thus sealing the hole connecting the glory cave and the poop chute.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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